Day 141 – May 21, 2018
Awkward – DWP
<Insert self portrait here> because I am pretty sure I am one awkward dude, or I put myself in awkward situations, or I just say things that probably are not the best things to say creating an awkward situation. But in all honesty, being awkward is rather enjoyable and I guess I would prefer to be awkward than boring. But I digress, well at least I will shift the focus away from me. I have some pretty entertaining pets. A few of them I have already introduced to you in previous posts. When they aren’t keeping my stress levels down, they are busy making sure they don’t go unnoticed. Many times creating some awkward situations when visitors stop by. My dogs, for instance, have this thing where they check out visitors the same way they check out other dogs. It is not uncommon to be greeted by the girls with a nose poking you in the behind. Try explaining that one. Grace, the Golden, tends to bring presents to new guests. Typically this would be the closest dog toy she can find. But when there are no toys, she will find anything she can grab to offer. It is not surprising for her to have gone into the bedroom and grabbed the first thing she found, which often is the dirty laundry. She has a preference for undergarments. So when the guest arrives, Grace has often offered underwear as her welcome present. Kind of awkward. The cats, however, are not as active when people are over. You just have to be careful where you sit, stand, eat or drink. Kind of like Lucy here. Taking a nap in the couch (literally) between the back of the couch and the cushion. Most of the time you won’t see her leading up to a pretty abrupt awakening and an upset kitty who is not afraid to voice her opinion. I mean what can you say in situations like that? Happy Monday!